I could NOT pass this up when I came across it: everyone should be able to benefit from such groundbreaking research!

Quote:

[Removing her clothes
With consent	12 Calories
Without consent	187 Calories
Opening her bra
With both hands	8 Calories
With one hand	12 Calories
With your teeth	85 Calories
Putting on a condom
With an erection	6 Calories
Without an erection	315 Calories
Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris	8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot	92 Calories
Positions
Missionary	12 Calories
69 lying down	78 Calories
69 standing up	112 Calories
Wheelbarrow	216 Calories
Doggy Style	326 Calories
Italian Chandelier	912 Calories
Orgasm
Real	112 Calories
False	315 Calories
Post Orgasm
Lying in bed hugging	18 Calories
Getting up immediately	36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately	816 Calories
Getting a second erection
If you are: 20-29 years old	36 Calories
30-39 years	80 Calories
40-49 years	124 Calories
50-59 years	972 Calories
60-69 years	2916 Calories
70 and over	Death
Dressing afterwards
Calmly	32 Calories
In a hurry	98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door	1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door	3521 Calories]

Although I'll have to say that if you're going to have sex with the main goal of burning calories, you are asking for trouble my friend.


*For the dense few out there, any caloric estimation is purely speculative for the purpose of getting a few laughs I'm sure. Don't go including infidelity in your daily calorie calculations please.


[chart taken from http://lewismoten.blogspot.com]