Thursday, November 20, 2008


(Like That?)

I overhear groups of guys toss around the phrase "Dude. Handle your woman!" all too often, and usually I'm left thinking to myself, "What on Earth does that even mean?"

Well I had to do some heavy duty research and managed to come up with a rough list of interpretations to that age-old frat-boyish remark:

10 things "Handle Your Woman!" could be mean:
1. "Shut her up!"
2. "Keep her in line!"
3. "Smack a b**ch!"
4. "She's being a b**ch!"
5. "She should be cooking and cleaning"
6. "Be a man!"
7. "You are a p**sy"
8. "Put her in her place!"
9. "I'm secretly wishing she'd handle me."
10. "We're just trying to mess with you but have no idea what that phrase means ourselves."


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